nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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