I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
