Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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