More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Nicole vs. Life
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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