problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
