You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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