Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
No subtext here. People are naked.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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