The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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