and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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