My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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