As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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