hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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