if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
should my penis look like a turkey
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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