Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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