fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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