i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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