I think i sorta joined a cult last night
he shaved USA in his pubs
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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