You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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