Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
A+ Viking dick
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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