it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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