He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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