Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Randomize
