That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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