you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I just cut my nipple shaving
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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