Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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