Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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