We need to rekindle our bromance
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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