i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I wish i was in the wii world.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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