We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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