Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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