yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Randomize
