is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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