Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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