After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
