the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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