I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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