Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
The ass gains better be worth it
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