coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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