There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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