On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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