Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We named our party play list daddy issues
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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