I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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