I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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