Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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