The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
