Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
