just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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