the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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