I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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