So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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