lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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